Meme from people
Leave me a message saying "Resistance is futile!" and I'll give you five questions to answer.


1. Why are you so fat?

Better question: Why aren't you fatter. Either way and truthfully it's been a running joke that has gotten way out of hand, to the point of fact. Both my friends at school, and my friends at home started calling fat around the same time*. (*note: they, for the most part do not have any contact with each other) But lately it's gone of the charts, as people that aren't in on the joke, have started calling me fat. For example, my great aunt, my boss at work, one of my teachers. Of course, they were all joking about it, but apparently it's just one of the jokes everybody is in on. And it's awesome.

2. Only child. Awesome/Awesome?

Awesome. Kind of. I didn't have to share stuff, which made me really self centered, something I'm still trying to break.

3. Why the bass?

(Short answer aka lie)I've never quite figured that one out. (Long answer aka truth aka technical mumble jumbo) It's been proven that people prefer different pitch ranges, some people love high pitches, others love lower pitches. I'm one of the latter to an extent. It's more of the roll bass plays in a band setting that I enjoy about the instrument. I've pretty much stopped playing bass when I'm by myself because I would rather write music, which is much easier on an instrument that has a higher pitch range, such as piano or guitar, but I do not want to play those instruments when there are other people to play them. I feel in control of whats going on when I play bass with people, which isn't a completely accurate description of the feeling, but combining it with satisfaction is about as close as I'm going to get. 

4. Phil Ken Sebben, give one reason why he is The Man.

On the first day god created light. On the second day he created the oceans and the skies. On the third day he separated the ocean from the land and created fruit bearing trees, grass, and plants. On the fourth day he created the sun, the moon, and the stars. On the fifth day he creates the sea creatures and the birds and tells them to procreate. On the sixth day he created man (Adam), in his image, and from him women (Eve). On the seventh day he rested, and while he rested he placed his hand down on Michigan, creating that land form (also his nether region landed on Florida, but this has generally been omitted information). 

The first time Adam saw his reflection in the water the words "Ha ha! picture perfect." escaped his mouth. He knew not why.

5. If you could have any sexually transmitted disease, which would it be? 

The best one.